Every day I go into the park
And I stay until it closes
Though folks rush home when it gets dark
I stop and smell the bicycle seats
In a tree I sit up with the squirrels
Singing like a nightingale
Dirty love songs to the little girls
Oh, it’s worth the night in jail
I’m a creeper long and skinny
And I come from old Virginny
And I think that you will never see
The creeper hiding in the tree
Oh I stretch out in a bed of flowers
And absorb its lovely fragrance
For I often spend my leisure hours
Making whoopee with the vagrants
If you’re out to find some splendor in
The gazebo with your honey
I’ll be in the rhododendron
Looking through your coat for money
Once a horsy caught me drinking rye
In the saddle sat a cop
The horsy raised his tail high
And he let the matter drop
In the park you may take any path
But a sociopath don’t follow
For I’ll show you where I take my bath
And you’ll find it hard to swallow
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