If you go by any popular ballad
You’d think that dames came out of a salad
We’ve got peaches with cherry lips, and we moan
About cute tomatoes who say "Let us alone"
The fury of a woman’s scorn has likely scorched your ears
But there’s one little vegetable out in the garden
Who will have you all in tears- are there any volunteers?
She’s a sweet sweet young ’un from Vidalia Georgia
She may be right off the farm
But she has more rings than Lucrezia Borgia
And she’ll lay you out with her radiant charm
When she breathes a sigh you’ll wish she’d ignored ya
But then she starts to peel
All the boys in town must stay up crying
Look at all the hankies on the clotheslines drying
She’s a sweet sweet young ’un from Vidalia Georgia
And she knows her onions, boy
She’s a sweet sweet young ’un from Vidalia Georgia
Fresh from the sunny South
Ya better eat some mints when she minces toward ya
Or the South will rise again in your mouth
She’s an easy date that you can afford, ya
Just take her out to eat
But you won’t see moisture in my eye
‘Cause I’m the guy what makes the onions cry
That sweet sweet young ’un from Vidalia Georgia
She knows her onions boy!
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