I got a migration headache and a case of warbler neck
I got a migration headache I’m a twitchy nervous wreck
I got circles round my eyes, they’re binoculars, guys!
I don’t have the bird flu, but my favorite bird flew
I missed it sitting on a branch and it flew
I got a migration headache, I don’t wash or change my clothes
I got a migration headache, bird droppings on my nose
I don’t get a wink of sleep, I feel like life is cheep cheep cheep
I’m less alive than dead, I’m in way over my head,
they’re up there and I’m in way over my head
I got a migration headache those birds have got me beat
I got a migration headache frustration and defeat
My spirit’s gonna crack I got a warbler on my back
I got all the allergies
Standing underneath the trees all day and night it’s making me sneeze