Oh I’m so glad to be back with you darling
I’ll never leave you lonely anymore
I’d love to take you on a trip around the world
From Akron to Lake Erie’s rocky shore
I want to build that outhouse we’ve been planning
And spend my life with you in happiness
But something has come up that takes me out of town
An urgent matter that I must address
I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo- the one with the silver holder
The only kazoo that I ever knew is sitting there getting colder
I usually keep it here in my shoe
Until I can blow it I will be blue
I know I should spend your birthday with you
But I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo
Now this time I am home for good my darling
I’ve come back motivated and inspired
And pretty soon I’ll go and try to find a job
But at the moment I’m so very tired
I can’t recall specifics from my journey
The who and how and where and why and when
But I’ve just remembered what it was that called me away
So sadly I must leave you once again
I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo- the one with the silver holder
The only kazoo that I ever knew is sitting there getting colder
I really must work on getting there soon
I’m worried that it will go out of tune
I know that today our baby is due
But I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo
I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo- the one with the silver holder
The only kazoo that I ever knew is sitting there getting colder
I usually keep it here in my shoe
Until I can blow it I will be blue
I know that you’re stuck in bed with the flu
But I left my kazoo in Kalamazoo
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