Lady, have you been complaining that your man is just a mouse?
Or maybe the iceman or the milkman left some cooties round your house
Or you got a hornet in your hairnet cause a louse moved in to stay
If you wake up at night itchin’ I can come around and spray
Call the exterminator man
And I’ll take out your pest
Exterminator man
I’ll sniff out your nest
I’ll squirt all round your pipe work
I’ll squirt behind your drawers
I’ll squirt between the cushions on your divan
Just call the exterminator man
I’ll squirt down in your mattress
Where the mighty bedbug roars
I’ll squirt until there’s nothing left in the can
Just call the exterminator man
Now do the flies and cockroaches use your cupboard for a club?
Or you’ve got ants and their cousins who line up to grab your grub
Or you’re getting kisses from mosquitoes who aren’t put off by a slap
I’ll come by every Friday and see if something sprung your trap
Call the exterminator man
If papa’s bed’s no good
Exterminator man
Could be termites in his wood
I’ll lay down lines of powder and your itch will soon be gone
I got stuff that the government tries to ban
Just call the exterminator man
I’ll hit the nooks and crannies, inside and round your lawn
If it smells a little funny turn on a fan
Hooray for the exterminator man
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